• Work From Home or Become a Corporate Zombie
“There are times (it seems quite a lot of them) when the sheer drudgery of work transforms us all into zombies. No doubt we’ve all met a few when buying a burger or a PC–I’m sure there’s a link there. We all know a few people at work who are, without beating about the bush, quite clearly members of the un-dead. Heck the corporate world is littered with them. Zombies are not particularly social souls, in that they’re all after the same thing, namely eating the living. So what better way to protect yourself from the barely human than by dotting these ridiculous Corporate Zombies about your desktop. Once the bright young things of GiantMegaCorp, they have been ground down to mere shells of their former selves. Complete with posable arms and eerie green skin that glows in the dark, they carry the trappings of office life, and if nothing else makes one muse ‘There but for the grace of God go I’. Soon they will become your friends, and whilst they’ll never buy you a drink down at the pub, on the upside they’re very unlikely to eat you.”
Features
Four zombified office workers.
Gaunt, green faces.
Glow in the dark.
Limbs are posable and removeable (eek).
Seven office accessories; mug, clipboard, pad, calculator, mobile, laptop, briefcase.
Suitable for the cynical aged 16 years and older.
Size: 7 x 3.5 x 1.5cm.
Of course the alternative to becoming a corproate zombie to work from home, to telecommute.
But you already knew that, right?
April 27th, 2008 at 2:35 am
I love these figures. I’ll certainly be getting a set for my desk to remind me about why I’m still typing at 3am. The alternative is too horrible to think about. Once you escape the 9-5 hell, there’s no going back.